I am honest in my reviews and i am not going to support the absolute shit some people seem to love just because the mindless masses do. Prepare for a cold glass of just ice! >.<

Age 37, Male

Ninja Pirate Assasin

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Joined on 12/15/09

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I remember feeling so tiny, So helpless.. We seen this Giant blue elf like man, Dressed in egytian like golden atire. He was lean and gigantic.
I felt so humbled and scared looking up and realising I was powerless. If this man wanted to step on me and crush me, There was nothing I could do.
The bottom of his toes had teeth jagged looking teeth.


went to a dinner at beach comber type hybrid Gosford location.
never got dumpling chicken thing i wanted only 2.
Hayley whore caused friend to get beaten to a bloody pulp with her bullshit and probably killed.


Graveyard at Norah head replaced with a broken up church and witch cult with tied up virgin dead/ undead naked witches.
Leader grabbed shot gun, Shot at us and we got away..

Night time stumbling around in the utter dark. Wanting to get naked in buffpoint which was behind graveyard church.

killed leader who was now a vyre madams husband. Replaced him.. Lots of nudity.. trying to appeal to vyres kid.. for some reason world turns realistic.
part 3.
At a foreign but strangely familiar house. Dirty but comforting and large with things such as cool games, Nintendo 64's, tv's pizza and cool shit even though the house smelled of gross piss.

Trying to find a bathroom to pee in, Found hot teen who suddenly liked me and complained and said i couldn't use her bathroom so she lead me around her house... she started eating food, never got me to bathroom.. was walking around with raging hard on following her and her damned loose fitting pink pyjama pants. Hubba hubba


Had a dream I was telling everyone about rug rats hidden message only everyone already knew and was like "Why didn't you cunts tell me?!" And while bitching I became corporeal and fell through a tree and faded back out of it but when i did the bark from the tree had fused with my flesh and I was picking it from my flesh.

It was also new years eve and I was flooded with the thoughts that "Its statistically impossible to have a good time on new years eve! there's too much pressure to have a good time making it always fail."


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